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Lee Dewyze—season 9 winner of American Idol. [Photo courtesy: USWeekly]

— After the nationwide vote, the winner of American Idol 2010 is...Lee Dewyze! In my opinion, both finalists are pretty equal in talent. I think I gave the edge to Bowersox just because I like saying her name.

— It was Simon Cowell's last show and eight seven previous winners returned for a tribute performance. Season 7 winner David Cook (and Season 8 runner-up Adam Lambert) were here. Paula Abdul made a special appearance, as did newly-crowned Apprentice Bret Michaels, among others. I was sort of bored by it all, until the Pants on the Ground number—now that was entertaining.

— Have you heard? Ellen DeGeneres announced today that she's starting her own recording label called eleveneleven. I'm curious as to what the name means, but so far I've been unable to confirm. Ellen has signed 12-year-old Greyson Chance as her first new recording artist. Watch out Bieber.

— Speaking of winners—in case you've been pinned under a fallen disco ball in the middle of the jungle for the past 24 hours, Nicole Sherzinger won DWTS last night. Honestly, is anyone surprised?

— Attention ladies: this milkshake will bring all the boys to the yard...to point and laugh at your jiggling belly.

— After only a week, @BPGlobalPR already has 50,000+ followers on Twitter. Only problem is, the profile isn't actually being managed by anyone affiliated with British Petroleum. And that's why it's funny. Here are a few of their slickest quips: