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Artist's rendering of "Versailles"—the largest family home in America. [Photo credit: LakeButlerMansion.com]

Time-share mogul David Siegel and his wife/former Miss America, Jacqueline, have listed their 90,000-square-foot house palace for sale. Although the mansion is still a work in progress, it's already on the market for $75 million. Nicknamed Versailles (à la Louis XIV), the "largest family home in America" has 13 bedrooms, 23 bathrooms, a 20 car garage, 11 kitchens, 3 pools, a two-lane bowling alley, a roller rink, an arcade, a children's theater and sits on 1.4 miles of lakeshore. The property is located in a community called Windermere, near Orlando, Florida. If there aren't any interested buyers, they could always hire a Prince Charming and voilà!—it's the newest Walt Disney World attraction. [via DailyMail]