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"Tell your friend Veronica, it's time to celebrate Hanukkah!"

The Festival of Lights officially began at sundown on Wednesday, so feel free to start sending gifts my way! And by gifts I do not mean "chocolate" gelt — does anyone really enjoy eating that waxy chocolate-wannabe nastiness? Don't get me wrong, playing dreidel is sort of fun. When you're five. But the prize for winning needs to drastically improve.

I'm off to light the menorah, but I'll leave you with a little present to get your first "crazy night" started...

"When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree, here's a list of people who are Jewish, just like you and me..."