Jenny's Noodle

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For the most part, the following alphabetical sequence is something you'd see written on any grade school blackboard:

A Apple B Boat C Cat D Dog E Elephant F Flower G Goat H House I Igloo J Jellyfish K Kite L Lion M Monkey N Nurse O Octopus P Penguin Q Queen R Robot S Sun T Tree U Umbrella V Violin W Whale X X-Ray Y Yo-Yo Z Zebra Terryn Feuji-Sharemi

It's also a British woman's new legal name—the entire paragraph! "Miss Alphabet," née Ceejay Epton, told the press: "I’ve just had a baby, so I thought I would change it to help teach him the alphabet."

The UK’s Legal Deed Poll Service is responsible for name changes and charges just $16 to do so.

"We get people applying for all kinds of crazy name changes all the time but this one really is different, even for us," said an LDPS chief executive. "We wish 'Miss Alphabet' the best of luck and bet her little boy will know the entire alphabet in next to no time."

I suppose this is more sensible than "Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined" or even "Autumn Sullivan Corbett Fitzsimmons Jeffries Hart Burns Johnson Willard Dempsey Tunney Schmeling Sharkey Carnera Baer Braddock Louis Charles Walcott Marciano Patterson Johansson Liston Clay Frazier Foreman Brown."

[via Metro]