Jenny's Noodle

Denny's new Fried Cheese Melt. Photo via The Consumerist

2-4-6-8, what do you appreciate? If your answer is cheese, then A) you're a turophile (a connoisseur of cheese : a cheese fancier / from Greek tyros cheese, -philos beloved, dear), and more importantly, B) Denny's is serving up a new sandwich for you starting August 24.

The restaurant chain is updating its $2 $4 $6 $8 Value Menu with five new items, including the $4 Fried Cheese Melt. This diet-buster menu option is "made with four fried mozzarella sticks and melted American cheese grilled between two slices of sourdough bread. It is served with French fries and a side of marinara sauce."

I predict sales spikes on Saturdays and Sundays at approximately 2am.

[via NRN]